Friday 26 October 2012

My Job

You're all going to laugh and think this is hilarious but 90% of what is said is absolutely true, and we say it just as often in our stewardess voices over and over and over again!

Bye, bye, buh bye now, see you, bye, bye now!



Hilarious!

Leanna xo
P.S Watch your heads, watch your knees, watch your shoulders, watch your feet...and I'm going to need you to turn that off, all the way off.

My Parents Are Better Than Your Parents!

Ah mystery parcel pick up solved!
Thanks Mum and Dad!!! :)

 So excited to open it!!

 When the guy handed it over to me in the mailroom he's like what is it? A loaf of bread?

Halloween Treats!

In other news I finally got to meet up with Kerris a girl from my interview back in January who's been here two months longer than I have and is just loving it! We had a lazy lunch at Dubai Mall at Me and Melandi's favourite haunt Shakespeare and Co. and it was just delicious! 

 Buffalo Mozzarella and Cherry Tomato Salad with Pesto Sauce in a Pistachio Basket. We both ordered the same thing and were very excited to find out what a pistachio basket is! It's mostly made out of cheese and it has little pieces of pistachio in it, it was so good! 

 All different kinds of chairs and tables to choose from! And off in the distance you can just see a little part of the Burj Kalifa. The fountains also played while we were lunching and you can see them over the railing balcony too! 

Mini Strawberry Cheesecake! 

More pictures to come from our day out next time! 
I am feeling much better as well, so next flight here I come! 

Leanna xo
P.S Pedicure today! Pretty toes! 


Wednesday 24 October 2012

Roster/Payday

My favourite day to write about!
Payday was actually October 22nd when I woke to the sound of my hobo Middle East cell phone zinging with a message that says "Good News, your salary has been deposited today!" Yes!
Then we got a surprise this evening when our rosters were uploaded to the portal two days early!
It's a pretty wicked one too, none of the places I wanted but I can't ever complain because traveling is traveling. I won't be doing it much longer so I my as well take advantage.

November as follows:

November 1st - Rest
November 2nd - Manchester, UK for 24 Hour Layover
November 3rd - Return from Manchester
November 4th - Off
November 5th - Dar Es Salam, Tanzania for 24 Hour Layover
November 6th - Return from Dar Es Salam
November 7th - Rest
November 8th - Copenhagen, Denmark for 24 Hour Layover
November 9th - Return from Copenhagen
November 10th - Off
November 11th - Off
November 12th - Transit through Larnaca, Cypress to Malta, Malta for 24 Hour Layover
November 13th - Away
November 14th - Return from Malta
November 15th - Off
November 16th - Rest
November 17th - Giant 5 Day Trip Starting at Singapore for 24 Hour Layover
November 18th - Flying on to Brisbane, Australia for 24 Hour Layover
November 19th - Brisbane
November 20th - Flying back to Singapore for 24 Hour Layover
November 21st - Return from Singapore
November 22nd - Off
November 23rd - Off
November 24th - Off
November 25th - Off
November 26th - Prague, Czech Republic for 24 Hour Layover
November 27th - Away
November 28th - Return from Prague
November 29th - Milan, Italy for 24 Hour Layover
November 30th - Away
December 1st - Return from Milan

Talk about a whirlwind month! I will be excited to see this payday cheque!
I can bid for next month on November 3rd so I will be requesting Johannesburg, South Africa and St. Petersburg, Russia or Moscow, Russia for one last hurrah! Me and Melandi are going to try and buddy bid for them too, so hopefully we can fly together and have a layover in a destination together! :) Fingers crossed!
I also received an awesome email this afternoon that said I have a parcel that can be picked up at the Crew Mailroom anytime.
Last bit of killer news was I finally got my flight from Calgary to Toronto reimbursed from months ago now along with the hotel charges! Thank goodness! Giant weight lifted off my back!
I just need to find out who I speak to about the hotel phone charges that totalled nearly $300 Hong Kong Dollars when I had to phone SOS Medical Services in Hong Kong when I was sick and ended up dead heading back to Dubai. I will get to the bottom of it!
Melandi just left for a red eye turn around so I am home alone until tomorrow's hang out day when we are both free! Lounging on the couches and eating Subway sounds perfect!
I have a doctors appointment again tomorrow morning so here's hoping I get cleared so I can make my Airbus flight October 28th happen since between the doctors appointment and the flight there are still over three days, shouldn't be a problem! I will pop into the mailroom tomorrow while I am at HQ (hopefully that is where my appointment is and not at the Sheik Zayed Road Hospital) to pick up my mystery parcel! So excited to see what's inside! It's like Christmas!
I have lots to get done in the next month and not a lot of time off to do it, so I need to get started on making a list of must do's!
I will keep you posted on it!

Melandi's roster was pretty dreamy! She got 3 count it 3 Cape Town layovers, a Moscow layover, a Melbourne layover and a couple of turn arounds. Not too shabby! In fact, that's the roster I wanted. I asked her to trade, she said she would let me know! :)

Leanna xo
P.S 44 Days

Bed Rest

Well, it's been four days since my last post and I am still sick. I had another doctors appointment yesterday morning and I haven't gotten any better since Hong Kong. Today I have confined myself to the house, specifically the couch to just rest, lots of water, medicine and relaxing!
So far it's helping, I do feel a little better today!
I have another appointment tomorrow hopefully to clear me to fly finally, and I need this flight it's on an Airbus and there is a component in the journal I was telling you I have to hand in, in the next few days that needs me to operate and clear a checklist of items on both an Airbus and Boeing aircraft. So I need to be on this flight.

I've been having my fun by playing Christmas and Halloween songs for Melandi since she got home from HQ an hour ago now. Her favourite is Monster Mash, she's never heard it before and she's already learned half the words!

I've been thinking a lot the past few days since Hong Kong and I've come to a conclusion.

Leanna xo
P.S Four yellow singing canary's for sale at the Carrefore. 

Sunday 21 October 2012

Hong Kong Day Three...Catch Up!

October 17th - October 19th I woke up ready to meet the girls for breakfast at a Two Michelin Star Restaurant and then some bargain shopping at the Ladies Market. How the day actually turned out wasn't anything of the sort. I called SOS - Emirates International Medical Team to come check on my stupid cold and if my ears were okay to fly this evening back home. I placed the phone call at 7AM and the doctor didn't actually come until 11AM. I was given the red light to stay put in Hong Kong for another 24 hours to rest and feel better because my ears weren't fit to fly. There are worse places to be stuck in the world, Hong Kong is delightful! Everything is at my finger tips here! So I didn't go to the fancy restaurant nor did I meet the girls at the Ladies Market, I slept all day and all night. I called for room service or dinner, Mushroom Soup and ate it happily while my room was cleaned by the most delightful chinese man who insisted that I stay put and rest and told me I needed to drink more water and left me three bottles full. He changed all my bedding, gave me fluffy new pillows, towels and a smile upon shutting the door and leaving. The girls called that evening before leaving and asked if I was flying home with them I said no, unfortunately not. Maybe I will come home the next day or day after. So they all said goodbye and feel better soon!
I slept late the next morning before receiving a call from my doctor and making another appointment for 1:30pm that day. So I slouched around watching movies until he showed up. Honestly I ate a package of golden oreo's and a bag of goldfish and drank all the water the man left me the day before. Healthy Leanna really..
He said my ears were looking a little better and that I can fly home, all that was left was to convince the Emirates nurse that it's a good idea for me to come home instead of resting here in Hong Kong longer. She took a bit more charming but eventually said if I could ride the elevator up and down multiply times and my ears either cleared on their own or I could clear them then I can come home. Two hours later she was sending my paperwork to HQ for me to deadhead home from Hong Kong.
I didn't get my flight details until later that evening. I was flying the A380 home just after midnight in business class as a passenger. When I heard business class it felt like confetti was being thrown on my head and there was a crowd of people all with my face cheering for me like I had won the lottery. Business class - the place where I belong!
I had to wear my uniform to the airport to board and then after we landed but I could wear comfy clothes the rest of the flight. All I want to do now is fly business, even my couch at the apartment isn't anything in comparison to the seats in business. It's all I think about now. I am all consumed!
So I made it home safe and sound, my ears cleared for the most part, they were partially blocked the rest of the evening but I made it home without any injury thank goodness! I was fearful the whole flight that something terrible could happen when we began our decent! The things you think about as a flight attendant now. It took me awhile to relax as well, every time I heard the call bell I wanted to jump up, and I felt weird closing my eyes and sleeping too. But it was entirely lovely! Looking forward to my next experience!
I had a quick nap in the morning after getting home and then headed to The Westin with Shane to relax for the day. Ended up at another hotel because the stupid Westin wouldn't accept my face card on Fridays/Saturdays Boo Hiss on them. So we took our business elsewhere! Elsewhere indeed, a place that has four peacocks living on the grounds that meander around and cause me to have excitement attacks because I want to pet them so badly and they just run away. It was a fantastic day, we had pizza for lunch and made fun of the hairy guy in the pool and various other instances.
"Oh my gosh, don't look Shane, don't turn around!"
He completely disobeys me and turns around to find this big hairy guy in the pool coming towards us.
"Who let the gorilla in the pool?" LOL I was just going to say the same thing but Ape instead!
We continue to laugh our heads off about it.
"Don't put your head underwater or anything you might come up with a hair ball and have to cough it up!"
We have the same humour. I have never seen someone with that much hair, honestly, I didn't know it was possible! Ick! Then we saw the foursome who were wearing the exact same short shorts swim trunks. Who wears short shorts? Hilarious! Got hit in the head with a volleyball - children. I loathe them. I deal with too many of them at work I don't want to see a single one out on my day off relaxing. Take your monsters home.
Subway for dinner and a two hour long laugh fest with my mother. Horton Hears A Who and then time for bed!
October 20th - Next doctors visit. Made my appointment after waking up at 7AM for 3:15PM in the afternoon at the Sheik Zayed Road Hospital since it's a Saturday and the HQ clinic is closed on Fridays and Saturdays. I went back to sleep until 1PM before getting up, throwing on some clothes and heading to the hospital to get cleared to fly to Vienna tomorrow morning hopefully! Got the loveliest british lady doctor who ranted and raved about how Emirates works us new girls too hard and we all end up sicker than dogs. It was hilarious! She poked and prodded and measured and checked and ended up say No Go to Vienna Sweetie. Oh well whats new. This month has been a real bust. No Cape Town after the electrical mishap, Sick in Hong Kong and now No Vienna. Wonderful!
Came home, called Evita to report sick, wrote my Wedding Telegram for Eric and Vanyelle's Wedding today. Cried at least four times reading it to Melandi before sending it to Mama Behr. Cried some more because I can't believe I am missing it. Checked flight times to see if it was possible to just quit right this second and come home in time for the Wedding. Cried a little more when no flights came up.
Watched Finding Nemo and fell asleep a very sad girl.
October 21st - Today. Melandi let me sleep in, then we headed to HQ to get some things on our ever growing list accomplished. Had the worst time possible. Got overly frustrated, complained way too loudly, was this close to stomping up to my cabin crew managers office and feigning defeat and going home. I really am at the end of my rope. For one I have been chasing down parts of my uniform that have been tossed in the bin, misplaced, lost or whatever new reason the new dry cleaners can come up with to tell me today. The portal locked up and wouldn't let us bid for leave, I found out I have E-learnings due, aren't those a thing of the past? Apparently not! Received an email that I have to make an appointment within the next 10 days to hand in my Abinitio Booklet that I haven't opened since I started flying because I am busy working not filling out some silly journal. No mail in the mail box and feeling sick and tired.
I should be in Vienna right now. No matter, I am going to lay by the pool tomorrow.
Fell asleep on the crew bus home next to Melandi and when I woke up to my bag falling off my lap she looked at me and asked how it's possible that I can sleep anytime I close my eyes anywhere. I shrugged and went back to sleep.
"Did I tell you about the time I feel asleep on a DisneyWorld ride?" Alysha back me up here!

This has been the past few days of my life.
Here's some photos from happier times in Hong Kong when me and Brittany took the tram up to see the whole city at night.

Leanna xo
Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Evening and Goodnight!
Happy Wedding Day Eric and Vanyelle October 20th, 2012

 Recycle Bins


 It was a little foggy and misty out so you can't see the city as well when it's not clear, I didn't think it looked that terrible! If it's better than this can you imagine?!



 The Tram - It's very San Fran. It literally goes directly up and it's so steep I was worried that perhaps the seats should have seat belts to keep us from falling out!

Mushroom Soup!

Tuesday 16 October 2012

Hong Kong Day Two

Didn't get back to the hotel from the market until 2AM
Had a quick chat with Mum and then a shower and bed by 4AM
Thank goodness we are sleeping in a little longer tomorrow morning!

Got up around 11AM and met up with Britney for lunch at Noon in the lobby. Elenora and Dominika decided to go see another island near here Macau to check it out, so it was just the two of us sightseeing about! Had the greatest day checking out the Goldfish and Flower Market as well as the Bird Garden!
A day in pictures awaits you, enjoy! :)

First stop The Flower Market



A whole shop filled on both sides with loads of orchids, there were so many flowers on the stems that they were tied back so they didn't snap in two!


I loved these ones because they looked like snowballs.



Bamboo of every shape and size!



I loved all the neat paper they were wrapped and displayed in! 

Incredible arrangements!! We saw life size ones over 7 feet tall for a wedding at one store!

Neon Spider Mums!

Weird brain looking flower..or coral..

One shop out of six streets full, and they were all overflowing with flowers the same way!


Roses! Each head was wrapped up so it's perfect when you take it off and deliver it!

 Pink Pink Pink!!

 Reminded me of a peony but it had these big petals that opened first and the inside is then displayed! 


Christmas Trees in Hong Kong at the Christmas Store!

Welcome To The Bird Garden!

We knew we were in for a big treat when the first bird we saw when we walked into the garden was a Toucan! A real life toucan, it was hands down the best moment of the day! We must have stood there for 30 mins watching and talking to him!

He kept moving around a lot so that's why it's kind of blurry! 
He had gorgeous blue eyes and his beak was huge! 

Each one has a little finch or canary in it!


Bags of crickets and grasshoppers! Bags and bags FULL! It was a little creepy..

Peach Face Love Bird

Hey Pretty Birdy!

Bamboo Bird Cages

Cockatoo - He was a real talker!

Big Macaw! 
He liked being petted and would hold your finger in his peak to say thank you.

Model Shots!!


 Entrance and Exit to the Bird Gardens

All kinds of bamboo bird cages! 

Fish Market!!


This is how most of the fish were being displayed outside the shop on a board in bags, all kinds! 

Such pretty colourful fish!



Even a little crab in a bag for sale!


Bubble Head Goldfish!

Tons of Albino Frogs, white with red eyes..ewwww!
They are all alive and moving around like crazy!

Baby Turtles!

So many different kinds of turtles! 
Every shape, size, and colour!


Dori!!

Nemo!!

A lazy cat at the fish market!

Make that TWO lazy cats at the fish market, see the charcoal grey one in the box behind the white one? They were sleeping on top of bags of sea shells - can't possibly be that comfortable! Also whats up with the tooth face cloth?


"My Bubbles, My Bubbles!"

 Lots of Nemo's!!!


Hong Kong will you never cease to amaze me? Borscht flavoured potato chips? Just made my day!

Killer view from my window of Victoria Park!

Tennis Courts and the Mountains!

Green Space of the Park, in the morning you can see groups out there doing Tai Chee. 
Ocean View!

Day Two Complete! It was a lot of fun! Later on we went to Victoria Peak by Tram to check out the view of the whole city at night, will post those on my Day Three blog post! 

Leanna xo
P.S I am so full of rice!